Finally a winning flab-flouting system that can actually be customized based on the user personality. After smearing on some fatgirlslim cooperative types can massage firmly with the slimulator while coaxing 'out you go you funny little fat cells it's time to leave now...' Confrontational types can boldly bash blubbery areas with the slimulator shouting 'get out now you $#%^&*! I've had it with you !!; (Coming soon... our tutorial on using primal scream therapy on cellulite.)